From Ruth (the best one in this group, obviously :P )
Sadly dialogue isn’t my thing, so I didn’t worry too much about that part of it.
Breast/Buttock implants (pick one, the other can be a video or text medium) AUDIO
The user clicks on a photo of area for improvement, a larger image appears with a Sound Cloud file. The audio file begins, we hear highly emotional/melodramatic music such as Godard may use, a la Contempt, along with static-y, french dialogue (MALE). A bicycle pump starts, getting slower as more air is forced into the implants. A woman’s voice (not necessarily French, but with a french accent) cries out ‘Oh no’ and we hear a bang (which we will create with a balloon pop). The music reaches its peak as this happens, then silence. The audience is left in little doubt as to what happened.
Again the user will see an appropriate accompanying image (maybe our actress holding an ice-cream scoop to her back), and an audio files we use should have the same, or very similar music. Again, french dialogue (MALE) is heard (different sentence). This time, a horrible squelching, suction like noise is heard. It should sound wet, like someone pulling a limb out of some quicksand. Then a gasp of pain. She should then say ‘Now, my posture is perfect’. The user will be left a little shocked and bemused at the pain, and how she tries to sound so casual about it.
A text post with accompanying images embedded. Bandages placed over the nose, but Sophia is posing as if they aren’t even there, ignoring them. The post is not her lamenting, but proud of the pain she is enduring (she starts to talk about how her nose is now unusually weak because of surgery complications, so she has to be very careful not to bump it).
Text post in which Sophia waxes on about the beauty she perceives in smooth skin, and how she loves her new frozen forehead.